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[primeordial]

They are lost in the forest. This happens a lot around here. However, it is the evening now, and the weather is brisk but tolerable. Tolerable enough that Orion is butt naked and bathing himself in a pond like a savage, because it turns out not cleaning yourself when you have human skin results in you feeling itchy and awful, especially when you've been rolling around in the dirt as much as been customary lately.

Not that being a robot psychologically leads to him being very sensitive about nudity. He slides in waist deep and makes an uncomfortable sound. Temperature, though...

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[primeordial]

Thankfully Orion has already submerged himself once, so that was a lot less alarming than it could have been. Still. He swing around to glare at Starscream only a moment before realizing that the other bot was just being a weenie. He crosses his arms around his breasts.

"Did you breathe any?" Orion asks flatly. "This species cannot do that."

[starscheme]

"I know that!" Starscream snaps hastily, shivering and pushing wet hair from his eyes. "This species can't even survive unaided in the vacuum of space, I would expect no better for their compatibility with water. Besides, you're not the only one who can read, you know." He's done his own share of research at the library on his own time, just for the sake of being better prepared.

[primeordial]

"I did not doubt," Orion says. He's not really looking to start a fight here, and so he doesn't antagonize Starscream intentionally, but he's always so rude its hard to know how to interact with him.